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Title: Just for the Pun of it!
Post by: Haly on 17. August 2006, 11:09:20 (11:09 AM)

-- Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
       
        -- A backward poet writes inverse.
       
        -- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
       
        -- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
       
        -- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
       
        -- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
       
        -- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
       
        -- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
       
        -- Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
       
        -- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
       
        -- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
       
        -- What's the definition of a will?  (It's a dead giveaway.)
       
        -- Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.
       
        -- In democracy your vote counts.  In feudalism your count votes.
       
        -- She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
       
        -- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
       
        -- If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
       
        -- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
       
        -- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
       
        -- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
       
        -- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
       
        -- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
       
        -- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
       
        -- Every calendar's days are numbered.
       
        -- A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
       
        -- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
       
        -- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
       
        -- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
       
        -- A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium
        at large.
       
        -- Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
        end.
       
        -- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
       
        -- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
       
        -- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.