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General Forums => Public Tavern => Topic started by: Nympha on 20. June 2007, 00:04:17 (12:04 AM)
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Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
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Hahaha That is good!
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lol good job i drink imported beer :2funny:
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Damn it, i drink Whiskey :(
Anyone ?
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Damn it, i drink Whiskey :(
Anyone ?
Don't worry Chil, I only drink liquor or rum...
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:sign10: I'll let u all guess wot I drink ;)
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:sign10: I'll let u all guess wot I drink ;)
Bard... Must be White Zinfandel :P
where is milk??? :2funny:
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OMG!!! No milk for you Feli :P
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:sign10: I'll let u all guess wot I drink ;)
Bard... Must be White Zinfandel :P
where is milk??? :2funny:
HAHAHA I was thinking the same drink Feli!!! /teases Laeann :angel:
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HEY!!! wot happened to girls sticking together :tickedoff:
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HEY!!! wot happened to girls sticking together :tickedoff:
Pretty sure that is the fantasy of every male drinker there is :2funny:(well except for the White Zinf drinkers of course)
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Beer and Tequila (right way with salt and lemon) for me. So, cheap and easy.
Prefer imported beer so that adds some maintenance tho.