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Title: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day....
Post by: Haly on 13. September 2007, 06:36:42 (06:36 AM)

Try this:
 
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.  Be very sure you get this brand.
 
When you get home :

    * Lock your doors
    * Draw the curtains
    * Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
    * Change into very comfortable pajamas and sit in your favorite chair.
    * Carefully open the package and remove the thermometer.
    * Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

 Now the fun part begins:

    * Take out the literature and read it carefully.
    * You will notice, in small print , there is a statement.

 
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
 
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:         

 "I am so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
 

Title: Re: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day....
Post by: Onucia on 13. September 2007, 11:37:13 (11:37 AM)

OMG!!! ;D