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General Forums => Public Tavern => Topic started by: Haly on 07. December 2009, 09:54:24 (09:54 AM)
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband
that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's
not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a
piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my
breasts. How long will this take? I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years. my husband replies. I stopped.
Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every
day will make my breasts larger over the years? Without missing a beat he
says, Worked for your butt, didn't it?
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man
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lmao rofl :2funny: