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General Forums => Public Tavern => Topic started by: Dalden on 04. June 2006, 20:23:56 (08:23 PM)
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Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After Brokeback
Mountain:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"
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At least there's no mention of the outlaws who ride into town and shoot up the Sheriff.
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You will also think twice when you the phrase at the westen bar.
- bottom up!
Man i'm bad at jokes but I'm at work now so I blame it on that.