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Haly

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I will survive!
« on: 26. December 2006, 17:41:39 (05:41 PM) »
Sing this to the song "I will survive"

SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work!)
Ready... set... go...


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!
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Felicitous

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Re: I will survive!
« Reply #1 on: 27. December 2006, 02:04:02 (02:04 AM) »
ROFL  :2funny:

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Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

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Zorette

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Re: I will survive!
« Reply #2 on: 27. December 2006, 08:27:40 (08:27 AM) »
ROFL!!!!!  :2funny:
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almostanangel5

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Re: I will survive!
« Reply #3 on: 29. December 2006, 14:46:18 (02:46 PM) »
LMAO ;D
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