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[Nympha]

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

[Arigion]

 

[Haly]

Hahaha That is good!

[Zorette]

lol good job i drink imported beer 

[Chilvod]

Damn it, i drink Whiskey

Anyone ?

[Nympha]

Damn it, i drink Whiskey

Anyone ?

Don't worry Chil, I only drink liquor or rum...

[almostanangel5]

  I'll let u all guess wot I drink 

[Felicitous]

I'll let u all guess wot I drink 

Bard... Must be White Zinfandel

where is milk??? 

[almostanangel5]

OMG!!! No milk for you Feli 

[Haly]

I'll let u all guess wot I drink 

Bard... Must be White Zinfandel

where is milk??? 

HAHAHA I was thinking the same drink Feli!!!  /teases Laeann   

[almostanangel5]

HEY!!! wot happened to girls sticking together 

[binglefoot]

HEY!!! wot happened to girls sticking together 

Pretty sure that is the fantasy of every male drinker there is  (well except for the White Zinf drinkers of course)

[Carmilla]

Beer and Tequila (right way with salt and lemon) for me. So, cheap and easy.

Prefer imported beer so that adds some maintenance tho.

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