Topic: Biblez in da hood, yo! (Read 4635 times)

Haly · « **on:** 13. July 2007, 23:24:48 (11:24 PM) »

This is a reading from a real bible, re-written to attract more young people (mainly black americans) back to church, and give them a better understanding of God.

I present, the Ebonic Bible.

The Ten Commandments, Ebonics Style

I. I'm God. Don't play me. (I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me)

2. Don't be makin hood ornaments outta me or nothin in my crib. (Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin me for no reason. (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday. (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Don't dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don't dis him neither. (Honor thy father and mother)

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys. (Thou shalt not kill)

7 Stick to ya own boo. (Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrowin' stuff and don't give it back. (Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10 Don't be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, woman, or nothin. (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother)

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Haly

Biblez in da hood, yo!

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