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Chilvod

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The Truth about women!
« on: 30. March 2007, 12:34:54 (12:34 PM) »
Recently a new shop has opened where women can pick new husbands.

A sign at the entrance explains how the shop works :
This shop has 6 floors, each floor has better husbands. You can either pick one from the floor you are on, or move up one floor and have a look at the ones there. You can not go down again.

A woman enters the shop to pick a new husband.

The sign on the first floor says : These men got a job. The sign on the 2nd floor says : These men got a job and they like children. 3rd Floors sign says : These men got a job, they like children and they're handsome. The woman thinks Wow, but she HAS to go up further. She enters the 4th floor, the sign says: These men got a job, they like children, they are really handsome and they like to help in the kitchen. She is really tempted to pick one, but decides to go up instead. The 5th floor sign says : These men got a job, they like children, they're really handsome, they like to help in the kitchen and they are romantic.

She almost picks one, but can't resist to enter the 6th and last floor. The sign there says : Dear Customer, you are visitor #31.456. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists to prove that women can't be satisfied. Thank you very much for visiting our shop.

On the opposite site of the shop for husbands a shop for wives has opened. It also has 6 floors.

The sign on the first floor says : these women love sex. The sign on the 2nd floor says : These women love sex and they got money.

No man has ever been to floor 3-6.



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Jazzz

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Re: The Truth about women!
« Reply #1 on: 30. March 2007, 14:02:06 (02:02 PM) »
Lol  :2funny:
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Zorette

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Re: The Truth about women!
« Reply #2 on: 30. March 2007, 14:19:29 (02:19 PM) »
lol thats great Chil dont think id have got past floor 1 though tbh
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Re: The Truth about women!
« Reply #3 on: 30. March 2007, 15:39:41 (03:39 PM) »
I would have gone up to the floor where they get beautifull but certanly not past that :crazy:
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Re: The Truth about women!
« Reply #4 on: 30. March 2007, 22:36:04 (10:36 PM) »
I would have given up after floor 2 and gotten the hell out of there. A cat is enough.
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Unoke

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Re: The Truth about women!
« Reply #5 on: 31. March 2007, 02:46:32 (02:46 AM) »
Bah who needs money!!!


lol
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