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Dalden

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Duties of Wives
« on: 27. June 2008, 10:06:03 (10:06 AM) »
Duties of Wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from New Zealand he bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a South African girl.  He boasted that he told her that her duties  were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't  see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down  and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
« Last Edit: 27. June 2008, 14:07:05 (02:07 PM) by Dalden »
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Kriss

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Re: Duties of Wives
« Reply #1 on: 27. June 2008, 13:42:52 (01:42 PM) »
haha well deserved!!!!!
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almostanangel5

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Re: Duties of Wives
« Reply #2 on: 27. June 2008, 16:26:57 (04:26 PM) »
LMAO  hell yeah!! :2funny:
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Nostfu

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« Reply #3 on: 28. June 2008, 10:15:51 (10:15 AM) »
Was you the 3th one ?  Hehee :D
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almostanangel5

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« Reply #4 on: 28. June 2008, 15:44:49 (03:44 PM) »
Damn right I'd be the 3rd one  :batting:
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Nostfu

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« Reply #5 on: 29. June 2008, 11:00:53 (11:00 AM) »
Was actualy referring to Dalden, as Haly is from South Africa.
But if the shoe fit's . . . .    :D
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Re: Duties of Wives
« Reply #6 on: 30. June 2008, 16:40:01 (04:40 PM) »
Dalden is the South African. Well I am now too so I guess it works. But I am originally from the States.
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