Topic: Penis Raise (Read 4532 times)

Haly · « **on:** 12. March 2009, 16:44:44 (04:44 PM) »

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request DENIED for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- does not have a degree;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- shows no fidelity to the workplace;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.

Finmakin · « **Reply #1 on:** 12. March 2009, 17:21:38 (05:21 PM) »

Jupiler (Publius) · « **Reply #2 on:** 12. March 2009, 18:07:45 (06:07 PM) »

goddamn! thats the joke in linked in guild chat once!

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Haly

Penis Raise

Finmakin

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Jupiler (Publius)

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ShoutBox!

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