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Haly

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Slippers
« on: 01. April 2009, 21:40:39 (09:40 PM) »

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?'

'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both.'
'Fook off you liar!' the girls said.

'I'll prove it,' Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of dem, Paddy?' 'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'
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Re: Slippers
« Reply #1 on: 02. April 2009, 06:39:34 (06:39 AM) »

hahaha :2funny: this just made my bad early morning mood went away:D
very good one O0
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Re: Slippers
« Reply #2 on: 02. April 2009, 08:02:32 (08:02 AM) »

ROFL

More of those joke's !  ;)
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