Topic: Johnny is too smart for Grade 1 (Read 4392 times)

Dalden · « **on:** 31. July 2008, 15:37:01 (03:37 PM) »

Johnny is in Grade 1 and his english teacher has problems with him. Johnny reckons he's too smart for Grade 1 and wants to be placed in Grade 3. Johnny's sister is in Grade 3 en he reckons he's much smarter than she is. His teacher has finally had enough of his antics and she takes him to the headmaster. The headmaster says he'll give Johnny a test and if he fails, he stays in Grade 1.

Headmaster: "What is 3x3?"

Johnny: "9"

Headmaster: "What is 6x6?"

Johnny: "36"

So it continues until his teacher asks the headmaster if she can't ask him a couple of language questions.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What do you have in you pants that I don't have?"

Johnny: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin, whitish liquid?"

The headmaster wipes the sweat from his brow.

Johnny: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"

Johnny: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down that a dog does on three legs?"

Johnny: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I'll ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Johnny: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you."

Johnny: "A tent"

Teacher: "A finger goes into me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."

The headmaster is looking very tense.

Johnny: "Wedding ring"

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me I feel good."

Johnny: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

Johnny: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What starts with a F ends with a K that causes a lot of excitement?"

Johnny: "Firetruck"

Headmaster: "Place that little bastard in Grade 5. I got the last 10 questions all wrong!"

Onucia · « **Reply #1 on:** 31. July 2008, 17:20:09 (05:20 PM) »

Hahahaha!!!

Haly · « **Reply #2 on:** 31. July 2008, 18:01:55 (06:01 PM) »

Laugh! That was good.

Kriss · « **Reply #3 on:** 01. August 2008, 14:02:07 (02:02 PM) »

/grin

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