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Dog philosophy
« on: 17. August 2006, 11:06:13 (11:06 AM) »

Dog philosophy
 
 The  reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his  tongue.
-Anonymous 

Don't  accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. 
-Ann  Landers

If  there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. 
-Will  Rogers

There  is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 
-Ben  Williams

A  dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves 
himself.
-Josh  Billings
 The  average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy  Rooney

We give dogs  time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare And in return,  dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. 
-M. Acklam

Dogs  love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are  incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. 
-  Sigmund  Freud

I  wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. 
-Rita  Rudner
   
A  dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times  before lying down.
-Robert  Benchley

Anybody  who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. 
-Franklin  P. Jones

If  I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have 
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James  Thurber

If  your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. 
-Unknown 

My  dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's  almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe  Weinstein

Ever  consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a  grocery store with the most amazing ! haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.  They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne  Tyler

Women  and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used  to the idea.
-Robert  A. Heinlein

 If  you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;  that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. 
-Mark  Twain

You  can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that  says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave  Barry

Dogs  are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger  Caras

If  you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil  Pastoret 
 
 My  goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. 
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Re: Dog philosophy
« Reply #1 on: 28. August 2006, 15:24:44 (03:24 PM) »

Women  and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used  to the idea.
-Robert  A. Heinlein

That one is sooooooooooooo true :D
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