Topic: Worker Demands (Read 6704 times)

Haly · « **on:** 24. October 2006, 08:19:52 (08:19 AM) »

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor.
2- I work at great depths.
3- I plunge head-first into everything I do.
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5- I work in a damp environment.
6- I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7- I work in high temperatures.
8- My work exposes me to diseases.

Dear Penis, after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1- You do not work 8hrs straight.
2- You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS and fall asleep after EACH bried work period.
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4- You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5- You do not take initiative- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7- You don't always observe necessary safety refulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8- You will retire LONG before you are 65.
0- You are unable to work double shifts.
10- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11- And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
-Sincerely, the Pussy Management.

Felicitous · « **Reply #1 on:** 25. October 2006, 09:21:36 (09:21 AM) »

ROFL!!!

Zorette · « **Reply #2 on:** 26. October 2006, 08:55:44 (08:55 AM) »

lol seen that before but always makes me laugh

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Haly

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