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Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby
« on: 13. November 2006, 08:47:13 (08:47 AM) »
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Bob
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Re: Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby
« Reply #1 on: 13. November 2006, 08:53:40 (08:53 AM) »
haha
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Re: Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby
« Reply #2 on: 13. November 2006, 09:41:25 (09:41 AM) »
I don't get it, what's so funny about an HD leaking oil???
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Re: Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby
« Reply #3 on: 13. November 2006, 09:46:51 (09:46 AM) »
Why is it even worth a post ? They are supposed to leak (the HD bikes, to make that clear)

And the answer is clearly yes take it to a dealer, you wont have proper tools (They dont have either, but they are professionals ...)
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