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Dalden

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When to strike, and other advice...
« on: 17. November 2006, 11:41:15 (11:41 AM) »

A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in   her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
 It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids ("6" year-olds),


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Strike while the                                                            insect is close.


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Never underestimate the power of                                 ants.


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Don't bite the hand that                                                looks dirty.


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Better to be safe than                                                   punch a grade 7 boy.


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If you lie down with dogs, you'll                                    stink in the morning.


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It's always darkest before                                            Daylight Saving Time.


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You can lead a horse to water but                                  how?


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No news is                                                                   impossible.


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A miss is as good as a                                                    Mr.


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You can't teach an old dog new                                      maths.


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Love all, trust                                                              me.


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The pen is mightier than the                                          pigs.


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An idle mind is                                                             the best way to relax.


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Where there's smoke there's                                         pollution.


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Happy the bride who                                                    gets all the presents.


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A penny saved is                                                          not much.


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Two's company, three's                                                the Musketeers.


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Don't put off till tomorrow what                                  you put on to go to bed.


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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and        you have to blow your nose.


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There are none so blind as                                           Stevie Wonder.


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Children should be seen and not                                   smacked or grounded.


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If at first you don't succeed                                      get new batteries.


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You get out of something only what you                        see in the picture on the box.


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When the blind leadeth the blind                                 get out of the way.


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And the favourite:
Better late than                                                         pregnant!   


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Re: When to strike, and other advice...
« Reply #1 on: 17. November 2006, 11:49:03 (11:49 AM) »

Haha

Those are cute! :smitten:
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Re: When to strike, and other advice...
« Reply #2 on: 17. November 2006, 11:50:17 (11:50 AM) »

Rofl some of those are great  :2funny:

Better late than pregnant!!  :2funny:
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Re: When to strike, and other advice...
« Reply #3 on: 17. November 2006, 15:06:26 (03:06 PM) »

ROFL  :2funny:

Great post!!!
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