Topic: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day.... (Read 4297 times)

Haly · « **on:** 13. September 2007, 06:36:42 (06:36 AM) »

Try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home :

* Lock your doors
* Draw the curtains
* Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
* Change into very comfortable pajamas and sit in your favorite chair.
* Carefully open the package and remove the thermometer.
* Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins:

* Take out the literature and read it carefully.
* You will notice, in small print , there is a statement.

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:

"I am so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

Onucia · « **Reply #1 on:** 13. September 2007, 11:37:13 (11:37 AM) »

OMG!!!

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